Bryan is the Host and Producer of After the Hype. He loves talking. About everything. But mostly Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Power Rangers, and Batman.
He also lives in Los Angeles and works in TV Post Production
To fully review a movie like Captain Marvel you need to spoil some things. It’s inevitable and necessary. For those of you who wish to go in as blind as I did, I’ll keep this first part spoiler free. My version of spoiler free, which means ZERO plot and character details.
Anyone who has ever listened to my podcast or read any of my work knows I’m very critical of Marvel. I feel that too many people grant them a pass on all their problems and grade on a curve. When movies like “Ant-Man and the Wasp” are getting 7s and 8s out of 10, I feel like I missed a round of kool-aid. Not saying that it was a bad film at all; it was a blast. Was it Captain Marvel? Absolutely not. Captain Marvel is exactly the movie I wanted and avoids nearly all the pitfalls I was afraid of. I haven’t been this impressed with a Marvel outing since the first Avengers.
Bryan is the Host and Producer of After the Hype. He loves talking. About everything. But mostly Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Power Rangers, and Batman.
He also lives in Los Angeles and works in TV Post Production
A LOOK BACK AT A MOVIE THAT, WHILE FUN, DOESN’T QUITE HOLD UP.
Twenty years ago a little movie from reportedly douche bag director, Troy Duffy, hit the scene. For years to come shitty posters have lined the walls of undergrad male’s dormitories, while they all scream about how great this movie was, and how you should see it, because only they have seen it, and they want to introduce you to its amazingness… If you listen to them, and sit down with a brew to watch the movie, you’ll be entertained, sure, but that’s about it. I still don’t get what was so damned special about this movie, and I was TOTALLY caught in the storm of it.
For my research, I’ll look the trailer. Like the majority of you, I only ever saw the
trailer on the DVD copy my mom bought me.
At the time, I thought it was awful.
It shows the whole movie! It
shows the best scenes! It gives nearly
everything away! And to the 16 – 25 year
old crowd this movie is singularly targeted for, this is horrible. To everyone else, thank god the trailer shows
as much as it does, or no one would ever watch it. The movie is a hard sell to the most receptive
crowd, so in my opinion, the trailer does its job. This isn’t some religious propaganda movie,
nor is it insulting religion, we get that.
This movie will have fun violence that is shot differently, we get that
too. The movie has a pretty good sense
of humor, we kinda sorta get that. All in
all if this was a movie coming out today, and I saw this trailer I’d see
it. I’d wait for video, but I’d see it.
I realize I came across really negative on the movie… uh… I
regret nothing.
Bryan is the Host and Producer of After the Hype. He loves talking. About everything. But mostly Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Power Rangers, and Batman.
He also lives in Los Angeles and works in TV Post Production
Back when trailers had no rules and totally ruled!
Man I love old trailers. They didn’t have any rules and no one really cared about them. Just show 3-5 min of the movie, have a guy who smoked an entire carton of cigarettes talk the whole time, and tell me the name of the movie. That’s it. My favorite old trailer of all time is Taxi Driver. That thing is just a short 4 min summary of the entire movie, gives away everything from the movie. Halloween is no better, and somehow, SO MUCH BETTER.
Bryan is the Host and Producer of After the Hype. He loves talking. About everything. But mostly Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Power Rangers, and Batman.
He also lives in Los Angeles and works in TV Post Production
Everyone I’ve ever known who was into comics has said a version of this at some point in their lives – myself included, and to some extent, I get it. Much like the old Coke vs Pepsi argument, while being essentially the same product, they have a slightly different flavor. But as I’ve gotten older I’ve sort of started to soften on my edges and ask why? Why, if I love Star Wars is it forbidden to love Star Trek? Xbox vs Playstation? Chicago Hope Vs E.R.? Okay that last one is a bit of a throwback, but you get what I’m saying.
It’s very strange to love something, so much that you’ll fight with your friends and family for hours about it, when from an outside perspective, it’s all basically the same thing! Personally, I think the ultimate argument is DC vs Marvel. It’s a huge rivalry, and it’s entirely stupid. Throughout the history of both of these companies, they have ripped each other off so many times that the argument of who is better is moot; they are the same. I’m going to go through some of the big arguments and see if I can poke enough holes to try to end this crazy rivalry.
Bryan is the Host and Producer of After the Hype. He loves talking. About everything. But mostly Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Power Rangers, and Batman.
He also lives in Los Angeles and works in TV Post Production
If I were to say to you, “People let me tell you about my new best friend, BARNABY JONES!” How would you reply?
Most of you would look at me oddly and move on with your lives. A very small number of people would scream NAP at me. These people are my people. They get me. These are people who have spent the 4 hours experiencing one of my all time favorite shows of all time Frisky Dingo. Frisky Dingo is a show from 2006 that was canceled after it’s second season, and really no one cared. I was right there the whole time, loving every second of it, and was truly heart broken when it went away. I’m going to explain why you should start up your Hulu account right now and dive into the this wonderful show as soon as humanly possible, and take a few guesses at why it went the way of Ronnie under a huge pair of pants.
Bryan is the Host and Producer of After the Hype. He loves talking. About everything. But mostly Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Power Rangers, and Batman.
He also lives in Los Angeles and works in TV Post Production
I love them all, bad, good, and all the ones in between. But, no matter how much I love them, I’m totally willing to criticize the hell out of them. In my opinion, the best superhero film of all time is hands down, Superman 1978. Even with that ridiculous ending. Every movie from there on out is just chasing their coattails. One franchise out there has been doing a pretty damn good job chasing. Not all have been fantastic, none have been terrible, and I can proudly say I’ve seen, own, each and every one of them. I’m of course talking about the Marvel Cinematic Universe!
Like many of the boys and girls out there, I’m super excited for the upcoming Infinity Wars, and watched all the movies, all over again, to prepare. As I watched, I found I enjoyed some more than I remembered, some less, and one that I was convinced was a great film but realized I was wrong. So here we go! My review of each and every MCU movie released so far!
A warning before I dive in, for those of you who don’t listen to our show, I’m way more of a DC guy than Marvel. If my opinions seem way off base and piss you off, just remember, I’m a crazy person who enjoys all the DC movies. Though I really do love these movies and I’m excited for Infinity Wars this weekend.
Bryan is the Host and Producer of After the Hype. He loves talking. About everything. But mostly Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Power Rangers, and Batman.
He also lives in Los Angeles and works in TV Post Production
A few weeks back I saw the wonderful film Lady Bird with my wife and a friend.
All three of us were totally swept up by the performances, the script, the directing, and more than anything, the incredibly well told and convincing story. As the lights came up, the audience started to stir and grab their coats (an action I find pointless in LA, you don’t need coats here ya bunch of wussies) and the conversation I overheard boggled my mind. The room wasn’t even fully lit and the man in front of me started saying, “That was good, but doesn’t hold a candle to Three Billboards… yadda yadda yadda.” I’ve overheard this conversation many times but this was the first time it really stuck out to me. Mostly because the movie we just saw addresses this very instinct to react to something the moment you’ve experienced it. In the very beginning of the film Lady Bird and her mom are listening to an audio book, and when it ends Lady Bird goes to turn on the radio. Her mom stops her and asks, “Can we just sit with what we’ve heard for a moment?” I rolled my eyes and laughed with the audience, but I think there may be something to that.
Bryan is the Host and Producer of After the Hype. He loves talking. About everything. But mostly Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Power Rangers, and Batman.
He also lives in Los Angeles and works in TV Post Production
As a host of a movie podcast, you watch a lot of movies. Bare minimum you’re looking at 52 movies for a year, but that’s saying you only watch them for the episodes you’re prepping for, and that’s just dumb. This year I watched a grand total of 225 movies. I count them as watches after I’ve sat thorough at least half the movie, although that only came in to play a few times, particularly at Christmas while flipping through movies on TV. Throughout the whole year, I only quit one movie, that is the lowest that number has ever been for me.
So! Without any further ado… My 2017 in movies, with some short reviews thrown in for fun.
WHAT I WATCHED:
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them – (technically the movie started playing in 2016, but I count it because when I walked out it was 2017)
Swiss Army Man
Clerks – First time I had watched this in about 5 years, it surprisingly holds up.
Batman V Superman – The first, but not the last time I will watch this in 2017.
Resident Evil
Hell or High Water
Hidden Figures
Resident Evil 2
My personal fav RE movie.
Resident Evil 3
Underworld Blood Wars
Resident Evil 4
Resident Evil 5
Final Fantasy Kingsglave
Silence – After the last 6 movies I watched, this was the greatest thing I had ever seen.
Moon
Resident Evil 6 – This is the most lackluster ending to a franchise ever…
The marketing was better than the movie….
50 Shades of Gray – This sucked.
The Mighty Ducks
D2 The Mighty Ducks
Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children
Amelie
When Harry Met Sally
Lost in Space
pfff! haha they are all so serious!
Babe
Dirty Dancing
Little Rascals
John Wick
Sing Street – Still the best movie of 2016.
John Wick Chapter 2 – Totally forgot this was a movie.
The Lego Batman Movie
Both fantastic and utterly forgettable
Deadpool
Lost Highway
Finding Dory
Suicide Squad – Don’t remember what compelled me to watch this again, but I know I liked it way move on this viewing, I know it’s crap, but it’s fun crap.
Clueless
Dr. Horrible’s Sing Along Blog – Is this a movie? It’s better than most…
Some Like It Hot
This movie is near perfect.
Newsies (live) – Saw it in a movie theater, I’m counting it.
Doctor Strange
The Legend of Tarzan – God I hope I never see this again.
X-Men Apocalypse
The Legend of Tarzan (again) – Fuck…
Friday the 13th Part 6 : Jason Lives – Better than Tarzan
A Cure for Wellness – Why did we all forget about this movie? It was pretty good!
Beautiful movie
The Italian Job
Old School
Knock knock – Terrible… Better than Tarzan… okay I’ll stop hating on Tarzan.
Logan
Get Out – Best of the year? Maybe…
—Tried to watch “Sisters” – got way too bored and turned it off
Little Nicky – I paid actual money to rent this. Still don’t know why.
Pacific Rim
Jurassic Park
Beauty and the Beast (1991) – If they make a live action movie of this, it will suck.
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers : The Movie
Yes, that Power Ranger movie.
Kong Skull Island – That was awesome! I will go home and force my wife to watch the Peter Jackson one RIGHT NOW!
Noises Off! – Have you seen this? You really should!!
James and the Giant Peach
Power Rangers – It was awesome! Shut up, it was.
Trainspotting 2
Superman the Movie
Terminator 2 – Another one you’ll see pop up a few times…
Best movie ever made. Come at me.
The Running Man
Cloak and Dagger
What We Do in the Shadows
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them – First repeat of the year (by choice… fucking Tarzan). I think that’s pretty good.
Arrival
Furious 7
F8 of the Furious
Romy and Michelle’s High School Reunion
Rogue One
Better every time I watch it.
The Conjuring 2
Guardians of the Galaxy
Star Wars Episode VII The Force Awakens – I watch this one more than I’m proud of. I’m always expecting that the next viewing will the the time that I love it… and nope… it’s good. Not great.
Don’t Think Twice
Jason Bourne
Free Fire – Man I loved this movie, such an odd way to tell a story, and I loved every minute of it.
Nocturnal Animals
Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 2
Alien
1 of 2 good Alien movies.
Alien Vs Predator Requiem
Moana
Prometheus
Alien 3 – Alien battle for ATH was clearly happening here. Watching a lot of Alien movies really reminds you that there are only 2 good ones.
La La Land
The Fifth Element – This was in theaters, and it was amazing.
annnnd JUMP!
Alien Covenant – Crap, saw it without Chewie so that means I have to see it twice… CRAP!
Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl
Batman and Bill – Hands down my favorite Doc of the year.
Batman v Superman – 2nd time, still love it.
Wonder Woman – And holy sheeeeeet that was so much better than BVS.
Alien Covenant – ugh…
Almost Famous
This poster is one of my all time favorites.
It Comes at Night – Great movie, too bad the trailers were so misleading.
Armageddon
The Mummy (1999)
The Secret Life of Pets
Meru – Awesome doc about climbing a mountain, should still be free on Amazon, check it out!
Despicable Me
Beauty and the Beast (2017) – Wow this sucked. Ewan McGregor was good.
Batman Forever
Batman and Robin
Despicable Me 2
The Burbs
Logan – Even on rewatch, still very good, slightly over hyped, movie.
This movie is gorgeous.
Baby Driver – One of the most fun movies of the year.
Escape from the Planet of the Apes
Orlando
Battleship
Kung Fu Hustle
Long Kiss Goodnight
Fist Fight – Better than I thought it would be…
Rise of the Planet of the Apes
Power Rangers
GO GO!
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
Passengers – (quit halfway) (watched second half after 121 and 122)
War for the planet of the apes
Valerian and the Planet of 1000 Cities – Deserved a way better reception than it got. I thought it was a blast.
Ghost in the Shell (2017) – BOO!
Spawn
Free Fire
Wings
Might be my favorite movie I watched this year. (Not released in 2017)
Dunkirk – My new favorite Nolan movie.
Tour de Pharmacy
Sing – My most unexpected joy-to-watch movie of 2017.
Kong skull island
Never Ending Story
Ingrid Goes West – In contention for my least favorite movie of the year… Spoilers it’s in 3rd place.
Never Ending Story Part II
Barton Fink
The Terminator
Terminator 2 Judgement Day – They released it in theaters, I’m surprised I only saw it**
Avatar
Good Time
I’ll use a still that give nothing away. Eff you marketing of Good Time.
Terminator 2 Judgement Day — **twice
Tag – WTF was this movie??? See it!
Why Don’t You Play in Hell – So. Fucking. Good. FUCK BOMBERS YEAH!!
Annabelle
IT – A new contender has shown up as my favorite movie of the year.
The Mummy – Why?
Mother! – See our ATH Episode released on 1/11/18 to see my thoughts on this one.
Long Live the King
Annabelle: Creation
Queen Kong – Chewie’s most unexpected joy-to-watch movie of 2017.
This is a Musical. That’s all I’ll say.
Pet – This movie so doesn’t go where you think it’s going. And for that I love it.
Bram Stoker’s Dracula
Mary’s Shelly’s Frankenstein
The Collector
Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight
Rosemary’s Baby
Thirst
so. good.
Fright Night – All time classic, so glad I rewatched it.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Justice League Dark – They got Matt Ryan to voice Constantine! Movie is okay.
An American Werewolf in London – In my top 5 of all time.
Sleep Away Camp
What We Do in the Shadows – I didn’t realize how much I go back to this movie till I made this list.
Addams Family Values
Geostorm
In & Out
Forgotten but amazing comedy.
Baby Driver
Thor
Thor The Dark World
Hocus Pocus – Chewie has never seen this! We must watch it annnnd…. She fell asleep.
Popstar Never Stop Never Stopping
Blade Runner 2049 – Holy hell I love this movie. I could go on and on…
The color alone makes me love this movie.
Jason X
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers
H20: Halloween 20 Years Later
Friday The 13th part 9 Jason Goes to Hell – Was going to watch part 7… should have watched part 7….
The Wizard – Power glove… It’s so bad.
I bought this. I now own this movie. Jealous?
Super – Everyone who told me I HAD TO SEE THIS had no idea how much I’d hate it.
Thor Ragnarok – Man, this movie was a blast!
Son of Batman
Wonder Woman (2009)
Superman Unbound – UNBOUND!!!!
Green Lantern First Flight
Elle – Rough watch… good movie.
The Royal Tenenbaums
I chose this photo for the dumb face on the right.
The Big Sick
BVS – again
Justice League – Poor Justice League… So many cooks you can’t see the kitchen. I still liked it for what it was.
Pet Cemetery
Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Men Tell No Tales – way Way WAY Better than the last one.
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing Missouri – Trailer gives away a lot, but still love this movie. McDonagh has one of the strongest voices out there making movies today. Great ending.
Hellraiser
The Ladykillers
First and last time I’ll watch this one…
Turner and Hooch
Iron Man – Don’t watch this if you want to keep enjoying the Marvel movies. This is better than the rest by a mile.
Too Funny to Fail – Not a ton of people have talked about this doc, but you should definitely watch it.
Avengers
3 Ninjas
Star Wars TFA – Prepping for Last Jedi… Its official 6, 5, 4, RO, 1, 7, 3, 2 (8 is still pending and I don’t know where it will land….)
Cult of Chucky – Better and worse than I thought it would be. Felt more like a TV Pilot than a movie.
Star Wars Return of the Jedi
Leia is such a bad ass.
Good Time – This time for the podcast. So GOOD!
Death Note – The bad in this movie outweighs the good by just a bit.
The Disaster Artist
Space Jam – Welp, never going back to this one.
Jack and the Beanstalk (1974) – Thanks Elliot…
Night of the Hunter
Superman 4 the Quest for Peace – Just as bad as you’ve heard it is… so watch it already!!!!
Harry and the Henderson’s
The Babysitter – I barely remember even watching this. But I think I kinda liked it? Maybe?
Seriously though, Why isn’t he wearing a shirt?
Godzilla vs Gigan
Ghostbusters II
Star Wars Episode 8 The Last Jedi – Saw this weeks ago now… still processing it. Definitely more my pace than TFA was, take that for what you will.
Santa Clause 3
Shape of Water – We have a winner for best of the year.
Not the best photo I know, but I love this shot in the movie.
Baywatch – AWFUL, but I kinda liked it?
Elf
Love Actually – This movie is mean. I really enjoy it, but everytime I watch it I find myself asking, why is everyone so mean?
Bad Santa
The Santa Clause
The Greatest Showman – We have a winner for least favorite of the year… but… the singers can actually sing… so I don’t know!!
Jumanji Welcome to the Jungle – How does Jack Black steal a movie from The Rock and Kevin Hart?? I don’t know, but he sure did!
The Mighty Ducks – A fitting way to end the year. Just like this movie I’m young scrappy and hungry!.. For 2018 movies? This joke failed… Also I saw Hamilton.
DONE!!!
What did I learn from this? I like a lot of bad movies, and that’s okay! As the year went on I started to get discouraged about weather or not I’d even share this very embarrassing list, but I think that misses the point of why I did it. What I learned from this is that I love movies. Period. The good and the bad, it is still my favorite way to experience a story. Even the worst of the worst have something in them that is enjoyable. I look forward to how my list looks from 2018, I doubt I’ll have the time to watch 200+ movies again, but it’s worth a shot!
TOP 10 OF 2017 RELEASES:
Shape of Water
Okja
Dunkirk
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing Missouri
Good Time
IT
Batman and Bill
The Disaster Artist
Baby Driver
The Big Sick
HONORABLE MENTION: POWER RANGERS!!
MORPHIN TIME!
BOTTOM 5 OF 2017
Alien Covenant
The House
Ingrid Goes West
Despicable Me 3
Baywatch – still liked it… but man its just terrible.
HORRIBLE MENTION: THE GREATEST SHOWMAN
Would be in the top five, but its rare to get a musical with actual singers and dancers in it.
Bryan is the Host and Producer of After the Hype. He loves talking. About everything. But mostly Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Power Rangers, and Batman.
He also lives in Los Angeles and works in TV Post Production
I LOVED Kingsman, it was a refreshing take on both spy and comic book movies in a world where we have way too many spy and comic book movies. But woof… that ending. We get it, anal sex is funny, but I really didn’t need to see some one’s actual ass hole to get the joke. So I’d my hopes were cautiously high the sequel.
And well… shit.
***SPOILER WARNING***
The parts of Golden Circle that work, work so well. Its funny, its shot well, and I really feel like they started to understand the comedy of the world they are living in. But what the fuck? All of that good stuff is ruined by an insane lack of Channing Tatum, a false promise of Halle Berry being a bad ass, AND A FUCKING CGI PENETRATING SHOT OF A WOMAN’S VAGINA AS A DUDE FINGER BANGS HER? REALLY? You ruined your whole movie by making us feel SO uncomfortable that it’s hard to ever get back into it. Whatever I may think of 90% of the movie, I can’t unsee this shot. It’s not funny or clever. It certainly doesn’t serve the plot of the movie (and I see a lot dudes defending it online… calm down dudes, you’re wrong) If for some reason it was essential to have Eggsy finger bang that girl, it could have been handled better than depicting a 15-year-old’s pervy wet dream. I hate to say that these things added together ruined the whole movie, but they kinda did.
It would be a shame if my character doesn’t pay off in any significant way!
That doesn’t even mention how poorly underused Julianne Moore’s excellent villain Poppy was. Why couldn’t she fight? Everyone else is fighting in formal wear, why not her. AND if she can’t fight why do people care who she is? Why is she in power??? She played a character I was excited to see in action. She had this sickening sweet attitude, like if cotton candy could be a person. It made her scary in a way I didn’t expect. So when the final show down started I was pumped… then she gets smacked, given a heroin overdose, and dies… That is a wet fart of a character exit. If this was the only problem I probably wouldn’t have had much to say… but this on top of everything else just left the taste of dirty dish water in my mouth (yes I know what that tastes like, college was weird).
***SPOILERS ARE DONE NOW***
All in all I’m just disappointed. I’m disappointed in a franchise I thought I wanted more of. I’m disappointed in a director I have so much respect for. And I’m disappointed that this shit is still in movies today.
When it works it works and it’s a blast, but the bad severely out weighs the good. If I had to score it… 4/10
Bryan is the Host and Producer of After the Hype. He loves talking. About everything. But mostly Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Power Rangers, and Batman.
He also lives in Los Angeles and works in TV Post Production
Batman is a contender, and I have a soft spot for Aquaman, but the Green Lantern is my fave. Here are my top ten green lantern characters of all time.
I’ll start with a disclaimer, I’m not an expert on Green Lantern. I’m a fan, have been for a long time. But when it comes to the nitty gritty stuff, I may not be the best source. Now that that’s out of the way, I want to tell you why the Green Lantern(s) is/are amazing, and why I love him/them so much!
When people ask me who my favorite comic book character is, I alway pause. Part of me wants to say Batman, he’s a clear winner for many people. Then I want to say Superman, Wonder Woman, I have a real soft spot for Aquaman… But when push comes to shove Green Lantern gets my vote every time. This vote, is a total cheat I know… there are many Green Lanterns and I love them all. So as a way to celebrate this fact, here we go! A countdown of my favorite Green Lantern characters!!
Bryan is the Host and Producer of After the Hype. He loves talking. About everything. But mostly Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Power Rangers, and Batman.
He also lives in Los Angeles and works in TV Post Production
